COPY/PASTES OF STUFF THAT MAKES ME THINK OR IDENTIFY WITH

Old people

You’re at a grocery store, and you watch an elderly lady scream at the cashier, berating him for not accepting her thirty-cent coupon. Why? That lady probably doesn’t have anything better to do with her days than to sit at home cutting out coupons. She’s old and lonely, er kids are dickheads and never visit, she hasn’t had sex in over thirty years, she can’t fart without extreme lower-back pain, her pension is on its last legs, and she knows she’s probably going to die in a diaper thinking she’s in Candy Land. That’s why.